Spotlight on.... BOOBS FROM THE PAST

A breast obsessed look at the mounds that shaped his obsession.

By Dr. Christopher J Seaver

It is a well known fact that I love Breasts. Not just any boobs mind you, but ALL NATURAL HUGE BOOBS! I love real woman with REAL chest jowels bouncing about, hither and dither, showing off the curvy amazingness of their soft frames. I have had this obsession since I was 4 years old, or so my mother tells me. I guess there was a large breasted woman walking down the street one day as I was being walked by my moms and I go and yell "Holy cow look at the size of her boobies mom!" Now that's gold I tells ya. Growing up I was influenced a lot by two of my uncles. They were into a lot of wacky stuff. Horror movies, goofy comedy and sweet alternative music like Ska and punk and new wave. For a growing kid these guyes were my heroes. They also were into big boobs. I was shown "dirty"
movies like Porkeys and Revenge of the Nerds and Bachelor Party and was hooked on the flesh on display.

When I got a bit older I saw my first porno by these so called "uncles" and the star of this adult cinema was CHRISTY CANYON. This girl was IT for me. She was
beautiful, curvy and had a pair of amazing mams that hurt my lower regions, in a good way of course. She just expanded my obsession growing from child to
adult. There have been many Breasts from the 80's and 90's that have crossed my eyenuts that I feel I should speak about. Why you ask? Well I think I just wanna talk about boobs...is that so wrong? Here now is a list of breasts that I cherish to this day.

Adrienne Barbeau-In films like "Swamp Thing" and "Escape From New York" She showed off the jubblies in full bouncy force. Not nude mind you, BUT bulging out behind those tight shirts? Heaven I tell you...HEAVEN. To this day I think she is a stunning curvy beauty. A real starlet of the genre in my book.

Susan Surandon-I know some of you wont get it, but I think shes hotter than leather. Even today she can make the children churn. Her milky soft boobs first
got my attention in the Rocky Horror Picture Show. She has boobs that seem to grow bigger year after year. I dont get it, but I dont care to...I just am here to
love and respect them as true beauties.

Meredith Salinger-Her boobs are friggin FANTASTIC. Mainly in the film Dream a Little Dream. Feldman was a lucky SOB as I know they dated for a while and I'm
pretty sure he snorted coke off of those pillows of soft engorgement and unleashed the feldogs seed all about them (gross right?)

Jennifer Connelly-This girl was one of my 2 big celebrity crushes growing up. The other being Drew Berrymore. Jennifer of course I had seen in Labyrinth
and Creepers...BUT when I saw her in Career Opertunities as Josie MClellon I flipped out. She had grown into her body in a BIG way. She was getting
curves and her breasts were OUTSTANDING. Pure gold. Then The Rocketeer showed off more beautiful curve and cleavage and I fell in love once again. Pretty much every movie after that she was showing off those globes and I was reaping all of the benefits..THEN something tragic struck. She started doing "dramatic"
pictures and hollywood said, "your too big, go and get all gross and skinny". She did and now her luster is gone for me. SHe is a board that has lost the EDGE
that is meat and curve. BAH. But back then...couldnt be beat.

Those were the biggies for me growing up...BUT there have been many through out the recent years that I should mention have struck my dirty bone.

Christina Ricci-Had some big ole hoots and meat then got all HOLLYWOOD and shrunk down to a tooth pick...gross.

Scarlett Johansson-I think the BEST boobs in hollywood right now...Amazing beauty...right next to....

SALMA HAYEK-WOW! Stunning, real, curvy, bouncy, Boner creating wonder!

Now I want to talk about The indie breast. Right now in the indie underground cult world, I dont see MANY real good looking natural plump boobs around. SO many of the "scream queens" and what not out there are rockin fake ass boobs and thats not what I'm about at all. But I would like to mention a few that stand out as being pretty damn powerfull!

First off is my WIFE - Lauren P Seavage. I think she is perfection. THE perfect woman for me. Shes got a killer, kickin curvy body and its set up just like it
should be. Shes got a nice round ace and a sweet set of big bouncy PERFECT Christy Canyon like boobs. Amazing and I'm lucky to wake up to such an amazonian goddess every morning AND get to touich them whenever I want! HUZZAH FOR ME!

Micro's own Izzy! Yes Izzy has some beautiful boobs rockin around the horror community. Her photos are exceptional and her man KNOWS how to photograph
sexyness without being overtly in your face hardcore. I like that. Nothing wrong with some tease homies...nothing at all.

Monique Dupree-Holy CRIPES! Now there is a body and a set o'boobs. Huge I tell ya. She is the first black scream queen indeed. She shows off her talents FULL FORCE and you gotta love her power and fuck you all attitude. Much respect to her.

Amy Lynn Breast-er..Best-For a man that loves bigger girls(come on guys, you know big girls are the BEST where it counts) Amy Lynn can do know wrong in my
eyes. She is a curvy goddess and has a killer attitude to boot. Boobs till tuesday and back again.

The Girls of LBP (some of them)- In my films I try to incorperate as much boobage as I can. I love the films of Russ Myers and Roger Corman and in some little way I'm doing my part in keeping the big girl adoration alive.

I'm sure there are more out there but I'm tired and now I want to go look at boobs! By the way, Voluptuous magazine is the BEST mag you can get if your obsessed with the wonder twins like I am.

Any of you staffers want to chime in, feel free. I'm out like the gout!