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Micro-Shock Staff BiosWant to know who the various contributers of the Micro-Shock army are? Well here's more about the Micro-Shock staff than you'll ever want to know: Regular Contributors, Chairman Emeritus, Staff and Previous Contributors, Site Design Credits Regular Contributors:
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Daniel Hassig -Born September 26th, 1981. There isn't much hard data known for certain about Mr. Hassig. The rumors though are numerous. He's seen it all however, and experienced even more. From countless zombie apocalypses, to Judgment Day, to the archival footage of Case Designate Cloverfield. He is as harsh and critical as he is an elitist. He claims to have saved the world and/or universe an indeterminate amount of times, and has over the years lost count of how many Nazis, zombies, and Nazi zombies he has killed.
He smokes, he bitches, and now apparently, he writes.
In 'Golden Eye
God only knows what she'd say about Daniel. |
Dr. M was born in New Orleans and educated at Yale. He holds a doctorate in History and has taught at various universities in the US and at programs abroad. He currently devotes himself to the pursuit of leggy co-eds and to becoming a character in a Wm. Gibson novel. He may be found in various exiles' bars in cities where it's always an autumn midnight.
Born: July 28th 1977
About: Chris is the Co-Creator and Head Writer of Micro-Shock, and is Creator/writer/director for Low Budget Pictures which has been making independant horror/comedy films for over sixteen years. He created LBP back when he was fourteen years old. A first class Tomfoolerist Loves Ska music, B-movies, Horror, Crappy shlock, Big natural boobs, fantasy power metal, His wife and child, comic books. First got into horror and wanting to make films when he was 7.
Chris's mind has been warped due to veiwing so much Horror and off beat comedy growing up. His mother and Uncles would shove so much B-movie pleasures down his pantaloons that he couldnt help but scrape it out and eat it with a smile. Now heading into his 30's nothing much has changed. He still loves him some sloppy B-culture and swims around in a pool of erotic socks and nut dustual dreams from time to time. He also collects sweet comics and even sweeter toys and movie memorabilia, and he hopes to one day onw his own gnome and name it gnorm! Or at least own Marc Singer...cus Marc Singer in Chris's words is "Fucking pure fantasy action in the form of a muscular human like GOD". Oh and he also thinks fellow staffer and friend Mike is really Peter Billingsly incognito, how rad would that be? I ask you.
A few of his fave films: The Lord of the Rings
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Ghostbusters
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Airplane!
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Fright Night
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The Monster Squad
Night of the Creeps
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Day of the Dead
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Re-Animator
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The Convent
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Waxwork
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Aliens
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Big Trouble in Little China
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Conan the Barbarian
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Starship Troopers
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Back to the Future Trilogy
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Indiana Jones Trilogy
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Star Wars Trilogy
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The Dark Crystal
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Legend
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Labyrinth
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Serenity
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Creepshow
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Friday the 13th 1-7
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A Nightmare on Elm Street 1-4
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A Nightmare on Elm Street 1-4
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Drive
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Sixteen Candles
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Weird Science
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Wet Hot American Summer
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Teen Wolf
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Ernest Saves Christmas
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Predator
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Total Recall
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Planet of the Apes
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The Lost Boys
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The Evil Dead 2
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X-Men 2
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Spider-Man 2
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Transformers (Two-Disc Special Edition)
live action, Bayhem!
Bad Taste
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Brain Dead
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Heavenly Creatures
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Meet the Feebles
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Blade 1-2
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The Return of the Living Dead (Collector's Edition)
, Critters 2
, The Beastmaster
, Warlock 2
, Meatballs 3 & 4
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Every Robert Rodriguez film except "Shark Boy and Lava
Girl and Spy Kids 3 "
Thats just SOME of my faves.
Michael O'MayReviews from people who have seen Michael O'May:
“I think he has brain damage from all the bad movies he watches” -Mike’s Mother
“Its nice to see that do-nothing stain on the family name is doing something constructive for a change, I still wish his parents had adopted an Asian kid” –Mike’s Grandmother
“Most people with college degrees do more with themselves than hunt down betamax tapes 24-7” – Mike’s roommate
“Nothing says romantic like a guy who sings you Weird Al
songs and shows you his collection of “Weng-Weng” films” -Mike’s Girlfriend
“Mike is a shining example of what happens when you watch too many movies with “Slumber Party” or “Massacre” in the title”
” -Mike’s Therapist
“He’s the only guy I call when one of those 'Whats the movie where the guy fights that thing with the robot arm' questions come up, he’s a walking stack of useless knowledge”-Mike’s Parole Officer
So some would say Mike is the kind of dork that was forged in the fires of hell. The kind of geek that knows what the movie is before the title crawls across the screen. He spends his money on action figures and comics instead of food and clothing, and he constantly talks about the most obscure shit in the world like everyone knows what the hell he’s talking about. Special? Yes.
Early in life Mike decided he would dedicate all his free time to shitty and cult movies and Micro-Shock is the culmination of years and years of dangerous exposure to the best of the worst. His love for cult cinema is matched only by his love of Helen Keller Jokes and midgets. Mike has seen more jive ass, shot on video, grind house, drive in, double feature, 3D, banned by the man, not for the squeamish, XXX, Scatological, Alan Smithy, special edition, German cut, video nasty movies than most men alive and for some reason he’s proud of that.
So grab a seat and let Mike be your tour guide through the taint of cinema.
Andrew ShearerAndrew Shearer spent the first 17 years of his life in metro Atlanta within walking distance of the Buford Highway Twin Cinema. He started gOnZoRiFFiC in 1995 using sharpie markers and a xerox machine and brought it to the web in '98 where it quickly became recognized as one of the first online resources for reviews of underground and cult film. in 2003 Andrew partnered with actress monica puller to create GONZORIFFIC FILMS whose bizarro-feminist productions continue to play festivals worldwide. Andrew is also the co-host of FREAK FORUM SOUTH podcast, staff writer for PRETTY-SCARY.NET and guitarist for punk band FEMALE TROUBLE.
Photo by Juls Knapp
Isabel Da MorteIsabel Da Morte or Izzy for short, is a model, actress, writer, promoter and film maker. She is also a mother and a wife. Izzy enjoys acting, modeling, and making independent films with her husband in their home based production company "ENDLESS DARK PRODUCTIONS". She enjoys many types of modeling such as: goth & horror themed, glamour, pin up, fantasy, rock n' roll, punk, metal and print/editorial, band promo. She is an OFFICIAL BLOODY MESSY GIRL. Isabel has been in a few independent films with more in line for 2008. she is very active in the independent film genre. She does a wide range of things in the genre, from writing film reviews, promotional work, running "The NG26 Alliance" (the official U.S. fan base for the uk band "Ng26"), acting, modeling, and is also going to be appearing on an album cover. She is a force to be reckoned with "A whiley little vixen" who loves all things horror and B cheese. So keep your beady little eyes peeled for more from "Izzy"!
Site design: Nick Peron
Photographers: Vincent Punch, Allison Beaudoin
Lighting: Jancy Gingras
Models: Nick Peron, Byrony Etherington, Liz Fox
