Touch Me in the Morning

A review by Nick Peron

When it comes to what sort of movies I like, and if I were to simplify it to just one word it'd be: weird. But that's simplfying it. I like the strange movies that defy the usual conventions of filmmaking and just does whatever the fuck it wants. Lucid plot, filming on a different format than what's usually used. Hell film it all in night vision! Breaking the "rules" of filmmaking is the best thing the indie scene has to offer.

Touch Me in the Morning is one of these movies that screams fucking brilliance. Giuseppe Andrews (whom you might remember was in Detroit Rock City amung many other big budget films) is a very awesome guy. He likes to make movies, and he appears in quite a few big budget pics, but what does he do in his spare time? Makes his own fucking movies however he damn well wants.

No focus groups. No marketing. We're taking a camcorder and we're going to film in a fucking trailor park. Script? Yeah I recall writing something. Of course, no surprise, the fucking brilliant geniuses at Troma have brought this, and other films in the Giuseppe Andrews library to us on DVD. Once again, Troma is the only film company with balls enough to release this great film.

Touch Me in the Morning follows the story of a young man named Coney Island who is trying to learn what it takes to be a man. With the help of his Daddy Bill and the people who live in his trailor park, Coney finally learns the true meaning of... er... Stuff.

That's about all I can do to explain the plot to you my friends because it takes off from there. Trust me folks, this movie is really out there and that's what makes it so fucking great.

All I have to say is that if you're looking for a movie where old people get drunk and punch shit, shower in nothing but their socks while drinking beer, having sex with gross prostitutes, having baths in public pools, and young men singing awful songs on a keyboard to old people then this movie is your bag.

I have to warn people though, there is a lot of old man penis. Oh and there's one scene where one guy is taking a dump. But hey, they talk about fucking beer cans and dance around in their underwear!

Buck up you pussy and go out and see this movie, you'll regret nothing!

Watching This Movie Is Like:

Stumbling upon your parents honey moon video and finding it interestingly erotic.

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