Adventures of Superknight
A review by S. Weil
This was actually the first movie I popped into my Beta player. Of all the movies I own this is the only one I can’t find shit about. There is no listing on IMDB, no mention online anywhere so I had to know what the hell this movie was about. My first true lost Betamax title. Holy fuck I wasn’t expecting what I got.
This is perhaps the only musical soft core historical comedy ever made, EVER! It’s a shame it’s also horrible.
The plot loosely follows the exploits of Don Quixote as he roams around getting laid in one ridiculous situation after the next. That’s it, that’s the plot. The acting is some of the worst I’ve ever seen as all the actors recite the lines like they are in community theatre, void of emotion or comedic timing, they just read the lines because they memorized them. The songs though are funny for the titles alone, when you hear “You cum too soon” you’ll chuckle a bit.
The problem with this though is it sucks. The jokes are horrible the movie is boring and I had to fight to stay awake through it which is horrible when it’s full of tits. Despite the awesome concept of musical porn the movie fails to deliver.
Next time, cast Ron Jeremy as Don Quixote and have him periodically interrupt songs by sticking his cock in the singing actress’s mouth. That’s funny.
