Mulva 2 starts with Mulva waking up in the hospital and realizing she's hawt, hawt, hawt! And recollects that she was beat up and put into a coma for five years (not to mention having her Halloween candy stolen!) thanks to Teenape! Mulva has a taste for revenge, and now with her buxom body, she is filled with rage, and can be a total bad ass. but still reverts to her nerdy glee from time to time.

Be it fighting girls with eye patches wielding rubber dildo's on chains, werewolf hunting cowboys, lesbian queens and the like, nothing will stand in Mulva's way to getting revenge on Teenape for all the damage he has brought down on her life.

I'm not going to get into great detail about the plot, if you want want to know about it, the best thing one must do is WATCH it, and for that you must BUY it (which I would highly recommend, asshole. Get it directly from Low Budget Pictures themselves if you can't find a copy in your area, if you can't, then your area, especially the one between your legs, sucks) But here are some highlights, and comments, not to mention some things to look out for in the film that you may find interesting (if your like me and like weird shit in movies):

1.) First and foremost, at the start of the movie, when Mulva is being attacked by one of Teenape's henchmen (or should be more politically correct and call her one of Teenapes octologically impaired henchwomen? Wait... No henchgyno.) attacks Mulva with what Mulva calls "A rubber axe" which it clearly is. You see all you movie snobs should take note that this movie was made with no serious intent what-so-ever, and one shouldn't expect a serious movie, I think that if you hadn't grasped that from the films Kill Bill esque opening, this line hammers that fact home. I must give Chris a constant tip of the hat for his constant emphasis on the fact that his movies are not serious and made for the fuck of it, and the love of creating movies. Something most people don't seem to get (because they suffer from what doctors call "Fucking stupid.")

2.) Debbie Rochon's portrayal of a hard and grittier Mulva is fantastic. Her monologues that jump from her cold calculating dark side to her sudden geekiness fascination of all things pop culture, and how well the two sides of Mulva's character meld into one of other is nothing short of perfection. Unless your the type who watches a Terror Firmer or Tales From the Crapper to freeze frame the scenes where Debbie is topless, one should agree with me when I say that Debbie is a phenomenal actress. She takes what is an essentially goofy character and make it somebody believable.

3.) Also in the beginning scene, as in any scene of violence in the film, there is always an obscene amount of blood, and not just a constant flow, there is usually one big splash (unless it's spraying out of a decapitated limb) this is usually quite humorous, especially in the scene where Mulva pulls out her attackers eye and she dodges out of the way of a huge splatter of blood.

4.) The fight scene against the first person on her hit list turns into an all out dish fight. Complete with a poor-man's Matrix style perspective of paper plates and plastic cups being thrown around from the plate or cups perspective. The scene itself is entirely absurd, but amusing to watch none the less.

5.) During the whole kitchen fighting scene, we find that the woman Mulva is fighting has a son who is an alien, which leads to a whole discussion that is a pretty funny reference to the film The Last Star Fighter, that is sure to make the Movie-Geek on Beat the Geeks shoot his raybofibens out of his nose because he's laughing so hard (And he probably got my raybofibens reference as well if he's worth his weight on who the fuck cares.)

6.) Peter North brand cereal? Quite amusing.

7.) Paperbag head. So here you are waiting for Mulva to make her first kill, when all of a sudden a guy with a paperbag comes up and stabs her victim in the back. Cue one of those quick (But PLENTIFUL!) bursts of real gore fruit flavor, not to mention the FACE ON THE PAPER BAG CHANGES EXPRESSIONS, and the paperbag head robots off camera, and you get one of those magical "What the fuck moments" that only independent cinema can provide. Yes folks, this isn't explained, and this is the first and last we see of Paperbag Head (Unless, of course LBP decides to spin off their very own Paperbag Head movies... In which case, I hope they have auditions, it is a role I was born to play, since every chick I've paid enough to have sex with me insists that I wear a paperbag over my head, I'm an old card at this.) again during the rest of the films course. None-the-less, that has to be the most amusing Deux Ex Machina I've ever seen in a movie. Period.

8.) After her first target had been killed, Mulva realizes that she can't do her job with a top heavy chest and a bodacious butt and an attitude that makes you --the fan boy -- want her even more, will do her much good on her quest and enlists the help of Mr. Bonejack. Who is now white. Um... Oh wait, there's a Michael Jackson joke. Current events are funny. The scene is quite amusing, as they refer to the area as "Hong Kong, New York", because you know, you can find anything in New York, including another country. Which is all right by me. Mulva gets herself a sword.

9.) The queen of Lesbian's scene is funny, I don't know, I really can't see this secret enclave of lesbian elite electing someone to be their queen (Ha ha get it, queen? Man I just got it! But to state this, if your gay or a lesbian, everyone gets to be a queen! Badump-bump!)

10.) Mulva's battle with the 11Teen gang is also very entertaining. Nothing says funny like a big black guy who can go from deep and commanding Japanese warrior to Frilly-Gay Stereo-Type voice in 3.5 seconds.

11.) The battle scene, all thought it has it's Kill Bill elements (you know, the track suit, the samurai swords, and let us not forget all those wonderful, wonderful poses.) the folks at LBP make it pretty clear that it is a parody. For example, no sound effects are added when the swords clash, you clearly hear the clunk of what are obviously wooden swords, which I would assume would be done intentionally, to once again remind the viewer, that "Hey! If this total lack of 'realism' pisses you off, perhaps you should get Spielberg's dick out of your mouth or turn the movie off."

12.) For the joys of pure overkill to further state the lack of seriousness of the film, the death of the gang and excessive gore and the goofy dialogue (not to mention a Mexican wrestler with a pair of nunchucks and a girl with an eye patch attacking Mulva with a dildo on a chain for that matter.)

13.) The redneck fishing in the pond during the following sword fight is by far the most brilliant (not to mention fucking hilarious) thing I have ever seen IN MY LIFE. One of the many joys of creative freedom you never see in Hollywood pictures, thank you very much.

14.) Mulva's final mark the cowboy hunting the werewolf in his back yard, is one of the movies more obscure moments, not to mention very very funny. Mulva shows the audience that the best way to handle a bad guys Indian buddy is to dump garbage on the ground.

15.) The line "Kiss My Grits", I'm not going to say any more than that, just watch the movie, you will laugh, I guarantee.

16.) The "Werewolf" turning out to be a.. Well.. you'll see.

Just think at how much it cost to have the scene rendered in CGI. Must have cost them a fortune!

There is something very very wrong with this scene. I'll leave it up to your imagination.

Debbie Rochon cusses out a fan outside the local horror convention. "Touch me with that again and you'll be pulling away a stump!"

Hearing there were LA Police Officers in the area, Bonejack dawns a cleaver disguise to allude their nightsticks and pepper spray.

"This elite cadre of employees will make the office ISO 9002 approved by any means possible."

"I saw this in a movie once. "

Cletus finally gets an acting role in "one of dem pitcher shows" after his brief stint as an extra in Deliverance.

How a man feel's after a messy divorce clearly shown in this film

"Baby, when I said I was going to do you in every orifice imaginable, I mean ALL of them.. Shit, you have quite the waxy build up in there!"

No funny comment, I'm just going to take a moment to say that I want glasses like that. That looks fucking sweet.