A Review of the First Season of Degrassi Junior High
A Review by Nick Peron
Degrassi Junior High Episode 06 - Rumor Has It:
A Case File By Arthur Kobalewscuy, Private Dick
It was a was a grim day at Degrassi Junior High, the hallways were a little too quiet, and my gym bag reeked of death. It was an odd day where Nancy could not be found, something big was coming down, and for once it wasn't that fat-ass falling down.
My partner Yick and I had just finished our presentation on Crime Awareness, as usual I was embarrassed by my partner, his overhead projector skills need a little work. Someday I hope he learns how to use that damn thing.
Upon reaching my partners locker we found ourselves at the scene of a crime. What was the crime you ask? Elementary my dear reader, for the thief stole Yick's 20 dollars.
That 20 dollars was going to buy one heck of a fancy pair of dancing shoes, so that Yick could be both stylish at the Speak-Easy in Berwin and on the basketball court.
We soon began our investigation and we would like to speak to the following people, if you know their whereabouts please contact us, but do not approach them because they are considered armed and dangerous.
Our first suspect is one Rick Munro, the day of the theft, was was parading around the school claiming that he had won the lottery. He has been seen handing out free licorice to students, all except for us, coincidence? I think not. His last known whereabouts were the Degrassi Jr. High boys room on the second floor urinating.
We would also like to speak to this unknown female... She's unknown because we really don't know much about girls. Her last known photograph was taken in the Degrassi photo lab, we believe the apron may hold a clue to what may have happened to this young lady. Perhaps foul play was involved.
Finally, we would like to talk to Miss Karen "The Lezzie" Avery, because unlike most people at Degrassi Jr. High, we aren't homophobes and we think lesbians are hot.
Please somebody stop me.. I'm losing my mind... Stop me... This is unbearable, I'm losing a bit of my mind with each passing episode, I don't think I can keep this up..... Nancy where were you in this episode girl? You were the only thing keeping the insanity at bay, I would focus on seeing you in every episode to keep myself sane... But you where nowhere to be found... Oh Nancy, sweet pudgy girl of mine....
