Bonus Features to Kill Your Family For!:

Well if a documentary about people living with the mullet isn’t enough for you, and your wondering if buying this on DVD is going to be worth your money, then obviously a movie on DVD is only as good as the special features that are on it right? I mean what’s the point of spending a good 30 bucks on a movie, if it isn’t loaded with special features? Isn’t that what makes DVD’s great? The special features? That’s right bitch. And let me tell you this movie has more special features than you can shake the back of your mullet at!

Don’s Cardboard Motorcycle:

So during the course of the film we meet a gentleman named Don, Don has a friend with a mullet. Don also has this really weird motorcycle, that appears to be covered with reflective wrapping paper. What’s the deal with that?

The film makers found that Don’s motorcycle was so interesting they made a special mini-documentary about his bike, just for you!

Thrill over Don’s explanation of it’s cardboard and wrapping paper construction!

Excite over the idea how many drivers he must freak out and drive off the road when they see his shiny devil cycle that was aborted from the womb of Harley Davidson himself!

Look! It's Jim Varney ! He's alive!

"I AM NOT LIVING VICARIOUSLY THROUGH MY SONS LIFE!!"

Enjoy Don’s revolutionary motorcycle back light, a extra safety device that illuminates the bikers back showing off to other drivers that they indeed have a mullet, or if no mullet, a really nice hair-free back.

Advanced Mullet Cutting Technique:

Have you ever wanted to know how to cut a mullet? Do you fancy sporting one yourself and have no idea how long you’ll have to sit in that uncomfortable hair-dressers chair reading back-dated magazines while undergoing this alternative medical procedure?

Do you just want to see some poor dope getting a mullet and laughing because you are a heartless person who laugh at other peoples choice of hair-style?

Then this extra feature is for you, although I wonder why it wasn’t included in the original film.

For Advanced cutting techniques for other hair-styles check out American Mushroom Cut & American Crew Cut for details. For advanced techniques in making stir-fry please purchase The Naked Chef Complete First Season box set.

Speedway:

And what mullet movie isn’t complete with some sort of sporting even that involves cars racing around on a dirt track? Well select this special feature and get ready to slap your wife around for being to slow getting you beer, because this’ll fill your life with joy, and quite possibly, incesticidal lust.

Final Comments:

I’m never getting a mullet.