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Ski-Wolf (2008) What do you get when you combine two fo the greatest cult comedies of all time? Well Ski wolf is what you get and to date THIS is LBP's master stroke. Witness 80's style tomfoolery flung at you with the greatest of ease. Will Scott Bateman and his companions be able to stop Ralston Zabka the 14th from taking the ski mountain away from Uncle Billy for good, or will the SKI wolf thwart the evil rich kids plan and bring the party back to the mountain slopes? Watch this flick and you will find these answers my friends. Starring Trent Haaga, Casey Bowker, Alix Lakehurst and Billy Garberina!! See Behind The Scenes Photos From Ski-Wolf!
Wet Heat (2007) Thrill a minute laugh riot pays tribute to the films "Escape from New York", "Terminator", and "Total Recall" as Teenape is spring from jail to track down the kidnapped "President of showbusiness" before all of Hollywood crumbles. Crazy out there comedy mixed with high octane action and CG effects makes this LBP movie a MUST see! See Behind the Scense Photos and Videos from Wet Heat Order Wet Heat as part of the Wet Heat/Film Crew 2 pack! Order Wet Heat as part of the Bonejack's Splatter Platter Box Set
Teenape Goes To Camp (2007) Its "Ernest Goes To Camp" meets "Meatballs" Meets "Surviving The Game!" When Teenape gets suckered into co-counceling at a local camp with Heather Bocliadochi (Meredith Host), He gets more than he bargained for when....oh well you have to SEE what happens in this action packed comedy filled with more twists than a penis with scoliosis! See Behind the Scenes Photos, Videos and Music from Teenape Goes to Camp! Order Teenape Goes to Camp
T'was The Funk Before X-Mas (2006) Its Christmas time in Bonejack Heights and Bubbles and Teenape are looking to get their super terrific gifts, but what happens when Santa Clause gets captured by a Redneck duo just hell bent on taking all of christmas for themselves!? Family hi-jinx that will make your sons and daughters cry for a shot gun! See Behind the Scenes Photos & the LBP Demo Reel
The Film Crew (2006) Low Budget Pictures farts back with their 30th flic since 1991. This time around we enter the gang at American Film Factory. A movie theater in Rochester NY that is about to play host to a midnight showing of Troma's The Toxic Avenger Part 4! Witness what happens in a day in the life of 10 theatre workers known as AFF "Film Crew" as they go through a nasty adventure dealing with shitty customers, twisted relationships and even MURDER??? You will blow your brains out trying to guess what will happen next in this goof-gasmic romp through minimum wage mediocrity from Chris Seaver and the LBP crew. Oh and watch out for that flinging man GOO! Starring: Meredith Host, Jason McCall, Casey Bowker, Josh Suire, Noel Williams, Jesse Ames, Ross Snyder, Desiree Dark, Kurt Indovina, Nichole Laroche Featuring Music By: Mu330, Slow Gherkin, Chinkees, Mad Caddies, The Dance Hall Crashers & More! See Behind the Scenes Photos from the Film Crew Order the Film Crew with Wet Heat Order the Film Crew as park of the Bonejack's Splatter Platter Box Set
Heather & Puggly Cock Block the Apocalypse (2006) See behind the scenes photos from Heather & Pugly Cock Block the Apocalypse Order Heather & Pugly Cock Block the Apocalypse
THE HOUSE ON BONEJACK HILL (2006) Steffon and the Kids of Bonejack high are about to have the most messed up weekend of their lives as they are invited to stay at the House on Bonejack hill for 3 days when Steffon's grandfather dies and, In a Lettter, Gives him the option to keep the house or sell it. Once at the house and meeting the creepy staff, they begin to be picked off one by one as a craptacular mystery unfolds before their crotches! Brimming with bad FX, Offbeat comedy and dialogue, this flick will TRULY make you believe in Unicorns! See Behind the Scenes Photos of House on Bonejack Hill Order a copy of House on Bonejack Hill
The KARAOKE KID (2006) In the First all comedy film from LBP, Chris Seaver brings you the heart warming tale of AJ Stabone. A Mild mannered kid who was thrust from his California roots to live in a shitty hick town known as Wellsville NY. He soon finds out that this small town is more than it seems. Its home to one of the biggest Karaoke championships of all time and Rocky "The Gootch" Champion reigns supreme. Ricky makes it pretty hard for the NEW kid and starts an all out war to destroy AAJ and his "cool" ways. Aj Along with his mentor poopDeck Pappy enter the contest to thwart Ricky's plans of Karaoke domination and put him in his place for all time. Watch as you see Karaoke like you have NEVER seen it before. In the Tradiition of "The Karate kid", "I Shit on Your Skull" and "Airplane" This tale of a kid overcoming adversity while rocking the mic will have you screaming to the heavens and pounding your fist in Joy. Featuring Debbie Rochon and lloyd Kaufman. Produced by Heidi Martinuzzi. See Behind the Scenes Photos from Karaoke Kid Order a copy of the Karaoke Kid
DESTRUCTION KINGS (2005) Mr bonejack and Teenape are the best agents the P.I.A. have seen in years and they are about to be thrown on a case that they are not ready for. With the help of their new partner Brandy (Ariauna Albright) and a rag tag group of kids that love all things monster smashin, they take on the creatures of the night, Dracula, Wolfman and Funkenstein, in an all out shitstorm for all of you to witness with your beautiful sexual eyes! With Winks to such classics as The Monster Squad, Hellboy and Yes, even Bad Boys, this flick should have you spilling various bodily fluids all over your friends crotches! Featuring Original Music By The Planet Smashers and Wait Until Dark. See Behind the Scenes photos and music from Destruction Kings Order a copy of Destruction Kings Order a copy of Destruction Kings as park of Bonejack's Splatter Platter Box Set
CARNAGE FOR THE DESTROYER (2005) Aka Appollyon The Destroy & Carnage For Dummies Sebastian gathers his Haunted House staff for a weekend of renovations to get ready for the upcoming Halloween season when they accidentally awaken the spirit of Viking God, Appollyon the Destroyer, from his ancient slumber. Now the group must survive the night and vanquish the vengeful spirit before it's too late. Chock full of cheesy 80's fantasy-movie-metal, enough blood and grue to satisfy even the most jaded gore hound, and all the vulgar comedy one would expect by now from any LBP release. Filmed on location in and around Cleveland and Parma, Ohio, including the locally famous Bloodview Haunted House. See Behind the Scenes Photos from Carnage For the Destroyer Order a copy of Carnage for the Destroyer
HEATHER and PUGGLY CRUCIFY THE DEVIL (2005) H and P are back in the sequel to 12 inches of Dangling Fury and Drop A Deuce. This time out the sisters are part time students part time Exorcists as they battle the forces of evil in the city of Bonejack Heights. Little do they know that The Devil and his small band of Minions are getting Pissed at the rise in Fallen demons and Lucifer must set out on his own to Kill Heather and Puggly and all of their friends that get in his way. Rejoice in the fact that for one more time you get to see the hi-jinx of Johnny Douche bag, T-Bone, The Maestro and Proudfoot. Squeal in delight as you meet some new faces in the way of super suave Sexcorsist Choach and his companion Sister Christian! Witness Good and Evil clash one last time...well...ok maybe not the last time, but one MORE time, and Praise Christ for letting you live long enough to see the glory that is Heather and Puggly Crucify The Devil. Blood, Action, Gore, Sex, Dance numbers..What more do you need!!!??? See Behind the Scenes Photos & the LBP Demo Reel Order a copy of Heather & Pugly Cruficy the Devil
GHOULISH CHRONICLES FROM BONEJACK HIGH (2005) "ghoulish Chronicles From Bonejack High" Tells the true life story of Steffon, Mowgli and Jill, Three buds for life who are all about having "good times" until one faiteful night when their good times turn into nightmares due to playing with a ouija board. Two busty grim reapers tell the trio they have unleashed the evil ghoul Killer Kellerman, who when alive was a child molester and psycho killer and all around nasty man...and NOW he is back! The trio must find a way to send the evil kellerman back to hell. Check your noggins at the door folks as you are about to be thrust into a world of insane comedy, gore, sex charged romance, witches, busty grim reapers, high school bullies, puppets, rap-off's,80's music and be forced to except this tomfoolery. The first story of a trilogy, Ghoulish Chronicles from bonejack high it sure to make your crap laugh for many years to come. See Behind the Scenes Photos & the LBP Demo Reel Order a copy of the Ghoulish Chroicles From Bonejack High
BLOOD TRIM (2005) Blood Trim is a short flick about the evil Desmond St Croix and his bloodthirsty taste for the sweet tangy Solitude of Period Blood. Yes thats right, this villian loves him some pussy plasma. When Geoffrey and his Brood of Sexy Hos unwittingly unleash the spirit of Desmond, the Par-Tay really heats up in a menagerie of death and jamaican fury. Spit seed as you witness scantily clad women run willy nilly around your hearts and tug at your nut strings. Dance the death dance as you find out what happens when 5 chums, a talking vagina and Michael Jackson have to stop a rampaging fiend hell bent on sipping the woman folk dry and ruling the world with a rasta filled fist! See Behind the Scenes Photos & the LBP Demo Reel Order a copy of Blood Trim
HEATHER AND PUGGLY DROP A DEUCE (2004) Heather and Puggly are back in this rip roaring tale of mystery, blood, sex and intergalacticmayhem! This time around Puggly is seduced by a vixen from far,far away. Heather and everyone else for that matter seem to think that this strange vixen is not to be trusted. As soon as the murders start heather along with her friends shemp and the Meistro begin an investigation in order to bring this so called "Venus" to light. Chock full of beloved LBP characters and appearances by DEBBIE ROCHON and DOUG SAKMANN, HnP isnt just another slasher flick, its a thrill ride of blood and seed drenched vulgar nasty twisted comedy the likes of which makes the Troma Team proud! Featuring music by The Planet Smashers, The Chinkees, Mu330, The Independents and the Warriors of Xmas! See Behind the Scenes Photos & the LBP Demo Reel Order a copy of Heather & Puggly Drop a Deuce
MULVA 2: KILL TEENAPE (2004) After 5 long years Mulva is back to kick some more ass, but this time its LBP Fave Teenape that she Lays the smack down on. In a Semi rip on the Kill Bill movies, Mulva 2 takes the character and her world in a WHOLE new direction. B-Movie Goddess Debbie Rochon Steps up to the plate and Delivers a Wam Bang performance as the NEW and improved Mulva. Along for the ride are Mr Bonejack, Heather and Puggly, Proudfoot and The Meistro and a few Surprises that will make you say, Oh Word? Filled to the brim with Classic Seaver Comedy and Blood shed. Join Mulva as she rips through victims left and right to get to her Conquest Teenape, who 5 years ago shocked her into a Sugar Coma and stole her Halloween Candy. Now Shes awake and Ready to KILL that crap throwin money man in an Action/comedy/gore spoof that will leave your Butthole Torn with Excitement like Belladonna's! See Behind the Scenes Photos from Mulva 2: Kill Teenape Order a copy of Mulva 2: Kill Teenape Order a copy of Mulva 2: Kill Teenape as part of the Bonejack's Splatter Platter Box Set
FILTHY MCNASTIEST - APOCALYPSE FUCK (2004) A Brand new Demon has emerged from the Sex Demon World to wreak wacky Mayhem on some unsuspecting Party guests as Filthy Mcnastiest: Apocalypse FUCK delves into the most vulgar and Dirty Side of LBP thus far. D'artagnan is the female demon sent to grant ther wishes of a young buck named Clavell. Seems his Penis is just a bit to small for his Abnormally huge busted Girlfriend Maxine(Voluptuous Magazine Model Cherry Brady) and he decides its time to get an upgrade with the help of a little Bad Mojo voodoo. All TAINT breaks loose when The she-demon comes to collect her "bill" and Clavell and Company must fend off her AND a hord of Zombies to make it through the night. Off the wall Sickness is FLUNG at the screen as you witness the most vile Mcnasty yet! Featuring music by The Planet Smashers, The Independents, The Mad Caddies, Warriors of X-mas and more! See behind the Scenes Pictures from Filthy McNastiest: Apocalypse Fuck! Order a copy of Filthy McNastiest: Apocalypse Fuck! as part of the Filthy McNasty Double Feature with Filthy McNastier
BLOODY GIBLETS(2003) A young female reporter is trying to investigate the legend of Lady Vandalay, A Woman who put a Sexual curse on all Males from the early 1900's, but until this investigation ends, she makes her brother promise that he will not have any sex of any kind. Will her brother do what she says and resist sexual temptation? What does Teen Ape have to do with all of this? These questions and many more will be answered in BLOODY GIBLETS. Plenty of off the wall comedy and silly cheap gore that would please any fan of B-campy cinema. Time machines, Boobs, a Porn Obsessed geek, and a Demon who steals dudes underbits!! Your about to get Lambasted with this flick upside your brain pan! Featuring music by the Aquabats, Warriors of Xmas and the Chinkees! See Behind the Scenes Photos & the LBP Demo Reel This film is no longer being made available
FILTHY MCNASTIER - MAXIMUM DOUSCHE(2002) Phil the demon is back in the sequel that begs the question, just how nasty is Mcnasty? This time around a small chested tart is looking to become the popular girl if only she could have bigger boobs. SO by conjuring up the spirits she unleashes Phil to Grant her wish for a bigger set of milk pillows, but of course there is a price which ends in Phil Having Lots more sexual bloody carnage with the help of Scrotal Vengeance Villian, Razor McBleed. This takes the Filthy Universe to the next level of Nasty and shoves it square into your Tooters! Featuring music by The Independents, Mephiskapheles, PLanet Smashers and The Warriors of X-mas See Behind the Scenes Photos & the LBP Demo Reel Order a copy of Filthy McNastier: Maximum Dousche as part of the Filthy McNasty Double Feature with Filthy McNastiest
QUEST FOR THE EGG SALAD (2002) Journey with us now to Central Earth and follow the misadventures of young Balfazar and friends as they set out on a quest to retrieve the sacred “egg salad”! The great wizard Bonejack fears that the evil Goblin King plans to use the egg salad to cover all of Central Earth in darkness and chaos! Mixing insane, offbeat comedy with the mystic times of legend and fantasy, QUEST FOR THE EGG SALAD is sure to make you laugh, weep or vomit with pure wonder! Starring cult favorite Tina Krause (WITCHOUSE 3: DEMON FIRE, AN EROTIC VAMPIRE IN PARIS)! Think Lord of the rings but with Nasty Comedy. With Music By Mu330 and the Warriors of Xmas! See Behind the Scenes Photos & the LBP Demo Reel Order a copy of Quest for the Eggsalad Order a copy of Quest for the Eggsalad as part of the Bonejack's Splatter Platter Box Set
12 INCHES OF DANGLING FURY(2002) An Epic Film That will leave you breathless and yearning for more. Over 100 years in the making. The Tour De Force Action/Comedy/Horror that swept a 3rd world country is NOW ready to unload all over your girlfriends boobs! Ok it sounds better than it is but its still pretty good. Dangling Fury is the tale of Two Sisters,(Heather and Puggly) Jesus Christ, LBP's Hugh Jackman and a Busty Asisn Demon hunter named Aiko in a mix mash of Comic Horror and Hokey Kung Fu action. Who is trying to Kill Hugh Jackman? Who are the girls of the house going to have sex with next? How could you resist so much HUGH JACKMAN?? I just don't think you could. PLUS it has Lots of Boob play, Action that will make your head spin and an ASS laod of Comedy that would put even HITLER to shame, now THATS a movie! Featuring music by the Planet Smashers and the Warriors of X-mas. See Behind the Scenes Photos & the LBP Demo Reel Order a copy of 12 Inches of Dangling Fury
FILTHY MCNASTY(2001) Filthy McNasty is the outlandish tale of two nerdy chicks whose greatest wish comes true when a horny demon named Phil turns them into sexy sirens. But there’s a price to pay for granting their wish a price that’s paid in blood (and other unmentionable bodily fluids)! Featuring B-movie diva Debbie Rochon in the lead role of Julie, This flick takes Sick and twisted to a new level, only to be out Mcnastied by the sequels. If you want your horror on the wacky, sick and vulgar side then FM is for you! Featuring music by The Independents, The Slackers, The Chinkees, The Warriors of X-mas See Behind the Scenes Photos & the LBP Demo Reel Order a copy of Filthy McNasty as part of the Mulva: Zombie Ass-Kicker!/Filthy McNasty Double Feature
SCROTAL VENGEANCE (2001) It is an extremely politically incorrect fun film that tells the story of the power struggle between vampire hunter Skeet Depula and the evil vampire McBleed. Mcbleed has stolen Skeets girlfriend in order to get him to come to the DARK SIDE and become a Journey fan, yes THE journey. While its not as sublime as Anal Paprika, nor does it go to the extremes of Filthy McNasty, Scrotal Vengeance has a tight story line, very funny dialogue and some outrageous sight gags. McBleed's obsession with the band Journey is priceless. The cast is made up of LBP regulars including Teen ape, with the lovely Debbie Rochon cameoing in a flash back and eye candy is supplied by Virginia Massery (better know as the Kurves girl from topheavy.com). Everyone puts in a top-notch performance and have great timing and chemistry. Overall, a very solid effort by Chris Seaver which a lot more funny than most of the so-called comedies Hollywood churns out. Filled with Blood, Action, Boobs and even a Wank Job or two! Featuring Music by.... Yup, you guessed it. See Behind the Scenes Photos & the LBP Demo Reel Order a copy of Scrotal Vengence
THE ANAL PAPRIKA TRILOGY (1999) (2000) (2001) In 1999 Chris Seaver Created the most talked about film in history, scratch that, the World! Anal Paprika was a break out hit and Spawned 2 Sequels in 2000 and 2001 that nobody saw! It was supported and promoted by Jason Mchugh, producer of Cannibal the Musical and Orgazmo, and eventually lead to Lloyd Kaufman wanting Chris to be a part of the Troma team in someway. Well here is the Trilogy in all their Re-edited glory. The story concerns Brothers Lafred and Johnsimon and their long time chum Toddy as they go through Bizzare Adventures involving Evil retards, Scott Baio Vampire Cults and a Coven of Witches. Yeah thats right, this group of Rag Tag misfits know how to rock to the chin and shock the monkey and these flicks deliver comedy bloody tomfoolery in spades! The films feature Cameos from Such Luminaries as Lloyd Kaufman and Long time Friends Doug Sakmann, Zefer Ulkucu and Debbie Rochon! Featuring music from The Planet Smashers, The Independents, The Chinkees, Warriors of Xmas, Big D and the Kids Table, Skankin Pickle and MORE! See Behind the Scenes Photos & the LBP Demo Reel Order a copy of Anal Pakrika Order a fopy of Anal Paprika 2 & 3
MULVA: ZOMBIE ASS KICKER (2000) Mr. Bonejack. Mulva. Lady McPouchsweat. These are the characters that inhabit the twisted mind of writer/director Chris Seaver. MULVA: ZOMBIE ASS KICKER! follows the misadventures of a chocolate-addicted young girl celebrating Halloween with a bizarre assortment of characters including the aforementioned Bonejack — a cross between Bill Cosby and Don King who saves the day by helping kick some zombie Taint When Tromaville becomes over run by the living dead. FULL of cheap gore, Twisted Vulgar comedy and Cameos from Tromas own Lloyd Kaufman, Trent Haaga and Debbie Rochon. This flick has become a campy-cult-classic that is sure to make you bleed on your blood with Joy! Featuring Music by The Independents, The Planet Smashers, The Chinkees and The Naked Cowboy! See Behind the Scenes Photos & the LBP Demo Reel Order a copy of Mulva: Zombie Ass-Kicker! As part of the Mulva: Zombie Ass-Kicker! and Filthy McNasty Double Feature
FROM ALMOST NIGHT TILL ALMOST DAY(1996) (Vintage Seavage Volume 1) a spoof of the Tarantino/Rodriguez flick FROM DUSK TILL DAWN...made in the exact same year! Folks, ALMOST NIGHT is an example of the raw talent and drive that, among others, is the reason why Seaver has been making movies for so long as has gotten where he is today, both in terms of success and in terms of quality of work. Watching this movie isn't like watching one of Seaver's current flicks, as it lacks the kind of humor (for the most part) that is the trademark of Low Budget Pictures (LBP), the banner he's been making movies under for well over a decade. But anyone who's familiar with DUSK TILL DAWN will totally appreciate the effort he put into making ALMOST NIGHT a faithful, humorous re-creation of the original from opening scene to close (from the opening at the convenience store all the way through to the vampire bloodbath at the end), and any low-budget filmmaker will be amazed at the production value (multiple locations, characters and gore fx). Despite being an early effort in Seaver's career, FROM ALMOST NIGHT TILL ALMOST DAY is an achievement that should not go uncelebrated. It's rough around the edges, but nonetheless showcases the undeniable talent and passion for making movies that not only indicated greater things to come, but ensured Chris Seaver would have a bright future ahead. (From Gonzoriffic reviews) This title is currently not available.
MOVIES MADE THROUGH LBP BUT NOT LISTED INCLUDE The Meter Man(1995) Meter Man 2(1997) Bloody Bobby(1993) Commando Kids 1-10(1991-1993) Dark Magic(1994) Four Guys Named Mister(1994) Bloody Nipples (1998) Jason Vs Freddy (1993) Friday the 13th: Halloween Night(1994)