Fucking Comics/G-1 Sucks Cross-Over!: Lame Bad Guy Edition - Part 7 - The Ironic Ending!

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That's right kids! The lames super-villain in the history of comic books is none of the than Megatron from Transformers! He fucking sucks! Because I'm a trendy sort (or because I don't feel like writing anymore paragraphs) Here is a trendy easy to memorize list that you can run off at the next Botcon the next time you want some pimply faced G-1 Fan to give you an angry look!

Top Ten Reasons Why Megatron is the Lamest Super Villain Ever:

10.) Improper use of the word ironic. How ironic then that I have him in my ironic ending. Megatron is fond of the phrase "How ironic" and says it constantly.

9.) When turning into a gun, he has to have somebody fire him, otherwise he's completely useless.

8.) Did I forget to mention the crotch trigger?

7.) Because Transfans like him like this.

6.) His descendant turns into a purple dinosaur.

5.) Obviously has some compensation issues, look at the size of the fusion cannon.

4.) Because I said so.

3.) There is no number three, our writers were too busy writing unfunny Top Ten lists for David Letterman that include the phrases "there is no number three" and "Jetblue".

2.) Ha ha ha, number two.

And finally

1.) When you give him a Halls and an orange ascot and he'd sound like:

(And maybe only three people got that last joke.)

That about wraps up another edition of fucking comics, if you're interested in reading some of the debut comics that the characters mentioned in this review are in, luckily all of these characters have seen publication in either Marvel's Essential book series, or DC's Showcase Presents series. Here's a list for interested parties:

Mongu - Essential Hulk Vol. 1

The Red Barbarian - Essential Iron Man Vol. 1

The Commissair - Essential Avengers Vol. 1

Mr. Rasputin - Essential Dr. Strange Vol. 1

The Kangaroo - Essential Spider-Man Vol. 4

The Man-Ape - Essential Avengers Vol. 3

Mr. Fish - Essential Luke Cage, Powerman Vol. 2

Locust - Essential Uncanny X-Men Vol. 1

The Grasshopper - Showcase Presents: Batman Vol. 1

Hypno-Hustler - Essential Peter Parker: The Spectacular Spider-Man Vol. 1

Mr. Luck/Mr. Death - Essential Luke Cage, Powerman Vol. 1

The Tarantula - Essential Spider-Man Vol. 6