May 24th, 2008:

After months of preparation, I have just finished writing my look at Lois Lane. In this review I take a look at the many psychological problems Lois Lane may have with the help of DWOF's resident medical professional, Nurse Em. Not only do we explore the mental problems she has, but how much treatment will eventually cost her. So come and check it out!

April 12, 2008:

A comparisson of the Avengers and the Justice League of America is now up, our next update we plan on doing an article about how Lois Lane would be emotionally disturbed in real life thanks to Superman (This is a follow up to our peice on Jimmy Olson.)

March 14, 2008:

Did a review of old Daredevil and Iron Man comics. Next update expect me to lampoon the Green Arrow, and a comparisson between the Avengers and the Justice League of America ala my X-Men VS Teen Titans review.

February 20th, 2008

Three new comic book reviews:

Evil Ernie: Youth Gone Wild #3, Cliver Barker's Hokum & Hex #1, and Walter Koenig's Raver #2.

February 2nd, 2008

In our first update of 2008, I take a look at three different comic books that show just how bad Image Comics were in their hayday (not that they are any good today.) Check it out in the review section!

February 1st, 2008

Welcome to the new and improved Dorkswithoutfaces site! We've gone through some serious changes after a long time of inactivity!

So what the fuck is going on with us now?

Well we've shifted around some content and decided to change the focus of the website. As some of you may be aware I've taken up the duties of webmaster, and a regular contributer to our sister site www.micro-shock.com, which you may have noticed focused on a lot of the same things I ended up writing about on here: reviews of movies and the like.

Since most of my focus for material was being posted on that site, and the fact that I haven't felt nearly enough outrage to write any new rants, I decided that it was time for a change over at Dorkswithoutfaces.

One item that I don't get to regularly write over at Micro-Shock (mostly because it wouldn't really fit over there) is making fun of old comic books. As much as I enjoy comics, a lot of those old ones are fucking AWFUL.

Fun to read, but just awful. So I decided that since the majority of the content has moved from Dorks to Micro-Shock, I could focus one on particular topic that isn't being covered over there.

So, if you want to read reviews of comic books where I totally make fun of them, and rip on them for being dated and just down right stupid, stick around. If you miss me savaging bad movies you should really check out my stuff at Micro-Shock.

Also, for those of you who really give a shit, you'll note that whatever content I couldn't shift over to Micro-Shock has been put in the Dorkives link because some of the stuff that I reviewed previously is still read-worth (I think anyway) and I couldn't bare to remove it for the internet so it can cost me a job oppertunity in the future if any of my employers try to Google me. So you'll find some of my other stuff there.

If you can't find it on either Micro-Shock or in the Dorkives here, then it was fucking stupid and I deleted it. Enjoy!