What the Fuck Are the Dorkives?:

For those who aren't keeping score at home, Dorkswithoutfaces.com used to have a wide variety of different material which was essentially me talking about if I thought something was cool, or stupid by using as many different swear words possible. Some people thought this was funny, but they were in the minority, I assure you. Anyway... As time moved on, I helped found the website www.micro-shock.com and since I was also writing reviews there it seemed pointless to continue writing the same kind of reviews for my own site. So I decided to move all the related content over there, and focus on other items that I could focus on here that wouldn't fit with the Micro-Shock mandate. But of course, when you're culling old material, and changing the direction of your website some stuff just dosen't fit in either place. And for the stuff that I still found internet worthy (which isn't a whole hell of a lot) I put this spot here for these items to call home.

So enjoy what's here. If you're a regular reader and you're looking for one of my old items, and you can't find it here or on Micro-Shock, then I've deleted it because it wasn't that great to begin with and you have bad taste. Sorry.