Dorkswithoutfaces Dot Com is owned and maintained by the quasi-mysterious Nick Peron, who really isn't this angry in real life.
While the critical writing on this website is somewhat genuine he really isn't an angry, or unhappy person and is quite content with his life (thank you very much) and he presently lives in Ottawa, Ontario, Canada, and spends time with his (imaginary) cat Mr. Muddlekins.
He enjoys long walks on the beach, debating the finer points of Transformers: The Movie (1986), drinking excessive amounts of coffee, and hates mean things.
He is also the author of the critically unacclaimed (and unnoticed) web comic "Random Thoughts of Madness", which is about as exciting as any web comic based on anthropomorphic animals have sex with immediate family members.. Only without the animal incest anthropomorphic sex.... so yeah, it's pretty dull.
He is also reknown by dozens of people worldwide on YouTube as "That guy who makes those stupid videos that aren't very funny." His videos are often credited for compelling complete retards to comment on them like he cares about their opinions.
He is presently working on a screenplay tentitivly titled "Why You Fucking Suck, And Why Your Mother and I Hate You" which is currently being optioned to many of the major motion picture houses.
Currently he also works as webmaster for Low Budget Pictures and Micro-Shock.com and is a regular contributer on Wiki's about comic books.
Politically he currently is against Luxumburgs stand on the war.